SOS HOTEL: Ho, Ho, No by Adam Vex

SOS Hotel: Ho, Ho, No is a christmas novella in the SOS Hotel series. Definitely not a standalone, but a brilliant addition to the series. If you're looking for a cozy holiday romance... This is NOT the book for you. You've been warned.


From the blurb:

One day, we might leave the hotel for a date or a shopping trip and not be hunted, shot at, kidnapped, and almost unalived by a hoard of gnomes…

Apparently, that day is not today.

My name is Adam Vex, and this is what happened when a day trip to a well-known Scandinavian home furniture store turned into a nightmare for me, Victor and Zee.

No cacti were harmed in the making of this book, but some gnomes were. A whole lot of gnomes, actually. Reader discretion is advised.

SOS HOTEL Christmas Special can be read anytime after book 5 in the series to avoid spoilers.

This book is a NOVELLA, and is shorter in length than the main books in the series.


Rogue's review:

- paranormal
- novella
- Christmas

Definitely not a standalone, don't even attempt it 😂. This is more of the utterly brilliant bonkers-ness that is SOS Hotel. This time our triumvirate of Victor, Adam and Zee are shopping in what is definitely not IKEA, and bears no resemblance whatsoever to said store. Cue shenanigans with gnomes, meatballs, sexy times in the cafeteria, more gnomes, Zee's cuddle den, and yes, Santa who is definitely not happy and jolly and may definitely (or not) actually be monstrous. So the totally human and incredibly normal and definitely, completely not a lost one - Adam, finds himself face to face with said Christmas jolly man and well. I think they definitely can't go back to home furnishing stores anymore.

I don't really know what else to say other than this is a wonderful seasonal addition to the SOS Hotel series, and something I absolutely, 100% needed in my life. I adored it.

Jacqueleen the Reading Queen's review:

As is their usual, the SOS hotel management finds themselves knee deep in utter 💣CHAOS💣 with a side of deadly claws. I don't know if I can ever visit an Ikea again. Though I do have a hankering for their meatballs after reading this. I love this series so much and I am so sad it's almost over! That being said, I am looking forward to experiencing it all again in 🎧AUDIO🎧!!!

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