#NSFWednesday: The Orc and the Manny

Our team raved about The Orc and The Manny when it released in September so we thought we'd remind you about it by sharing a little NSFW excerpt:


Welcome to Monsters Hollow, where love knows no bounds—even in a town full of monsters!

Targan Wildethorne

A confirmed bachelor, and a historian by training, I haven’t the faintest clue how to care for twin orclings when I unexpectedly become their guardian. I’d love to retreat into the comforting sanctuary of my study, surrounded by my books and papers, but first I need to hire someone to help me with the children. Someone who can teach me the ropes of this new role.

Thank the Light for the All-Species Specialized Employment Services! In my most dire hour of need, they find the perfect nanny—ahem, manny—to help me look after my young wards. Now I can finally get back to writing my history of orc folklore for a few hours a day.

Or so I thought.

Instead I find the captivating new man in my home far too distracting. Max is so much more than I had expected. I’ve never fallen for a human before, but I can’t get him out of my mind. Could he ever feel the same about an orc? Humans are usually too intimidated by our large size and outer appearance. Can Max look past my green skin and tusks to see a man with a heart that yearns for him? And if he does, when he learns the truth about the children will the danger on the horizon send him running?

Max MacLeod

Working with kids is totally my jam and I’m damn good at what I do. Just call me Maxy Frickin’ Poppins! When a new job prospect comes my way, I’m intrigued. A chance to move to Mystic Hollow (aka Monsters Hollow) to be a well-paid manny for two adorable orclings? Talk about a dream position. Sold! But when I lock eyes with the seriously sexy orc who’s their guardian—and my new de facto boss—for the first time, I’m a goner. Big, muscular, and green all over–he’s giving me full-on Hulk meets stern professor vibes—and I like it.

As I get to know him, over meals with the kids during the day and soft-spoken conversations about history at night, I soon realize there’s so much more to Targan than the gorgeous orc who keeps starring in all my naughtiest dreams. He’s quite possibly the kindest, gentlest man I’ve ever met. And he accepts and appreciates every part of me and my flamboyant, full-figured fabulousness. I just want to feed and take care of him—and find out if he’s so deliciously big everywhere. Before I know it, I’m dreaming of being part of a forever family with him and his adorable twins. But an unexpected threat looms in the shadows that could threaten the safety of us all…

The Orc and The Manny is a (94k words) cozy small town M/M monster romance featuring a Hulkalicious silver fox orc professor who's better with books than kids, a flamboyant human manny with ALL the skills (think Nathan Lane in The Birdcage meets Mary Poppins), an age gap, a size difference, a three-headed hellhound and a feisty rescue Chihuahua, two adorable orcling twins, and copious amounts of orc…joy!


Using my superior talents, I wriggle out of my pajama pants and kick them to the floor. “Naked and at your service!” Targan’s answering smirk is amused. “Very nice, but I do sort of miss those tempting little swim briefs you had on earlier.” I reach out and tweak his nipple, making his eyes darken with lust. “Just wait until you see my lacy pink undies. I’ll wear them just for you one day soon.” Lickety-split, Targan yanks his bottoms off too and grabs a bottle of lube from the nightstand. “You are pure temptation,” he growls. I barely hear him. All I can do is stare at his thick, green cock. Holy hugeness, honey! Much like the orc in the porn I watched, Targan’s cock is a decent length but the width is unlike anything I’ve ever had inside me. His balls are also easily several times the size of a human man’s. I swallow just remembering the cascade of come in that video. Squeezing a copious amount of lube into his hand, Targan begins to slick himself up, and it’s like I’m getting my very own ultrahot peep show. Normally, I consider this part a perfunctory prelude to the main act, but watching Targan’s large hand encircle his thick, meaty erection while he lubes himself up is more sensual than I anticipated. He seems to notice my fixation on his groin and pauses in his movements. “It doesn’t frighten you, does it?” There’s a faint note of worry in his voice. I hasten to reassure him. “Hell no! Your cock is big and gorgeous. I will admit, I think it might take some work for me to fit that sucker inside me one day, but we can build up to it.” I grin. “I have a number of very nice dildos and butt plugs to help me along.” Fire burns in Targan’s eyes. “I look forward to helping you take all of me inside you soon, my sweet.” “Oh fuck,” I whisper. Seeming to recognize the challenges of our bodily size differences, Targan has us change positions so that we’re lying side by side on the bed, with our hips aligned. He uses one enormous hand to pull my hips forward until our cocks touch, and I cry out at the glorious sensation. Unlike a human man, the heat of him is damn near scalding and I want to bask in it for hours. When he thrusts his hips so that our cocks rub together for the first time, I shout and my whole body jerks. Targan tightens his grip on my hip, holding me firmly in place as he continues to rut against me. We both moan at the delicious friction. “Take hold of us both,” he commands, his voice a deep growl that nearly makes me come right then and there. Mega hot professor voice for the win! “Fuck yeah,” I agree. I have to use both hands to wrap around our cocks. Concentrating, I make my grip firm and stare in wonder as our cocks thrust in unison between the hole my hands have made for us. The large head of Targan’s green cock has me mesmerized and I lick my lips. I can’t decide if I want to try fitting that beauty in my mouth or my ass first! I moan, panting like I’ve run a fucking marathon even though Targan is doing most of the work at the moment. Damn that porno and all the ideas it gave me. I want to try so many things with Targan. Unfortunately, I’m not going to last much longer. Merciful heavens, I haven’t been this overeager since I was a clueless teenager making out with my first boyfriend in the back of his car after high school drama club! With Targan’s sure thrusts and forceful hold on my hip—fuck yes—it doesn’t take long before I’m teetering on the edge. I’m so turned on right now, I won’t last. “Oh shit. I’m gonna come,” I warn him, my grip on us weakening as my balls tighten. He gently bats my hands away, letting go of my hip to wrap his huge hand around us both with ease as he alternates between driving his hips forward and jacking us together. Like before, I wrap my arms around his neck and hold on for all that I’m worth. “Ohgodohgodohgod,” I chant. As my own climax approaches, all I can see in my mind is that orc in the porno gushing a motherfucking come fountain. I’ve been fantasizing about it for days. “I must warn you,” Targan grunts. “Orc ejaculations are a bit more effusive than those of human men.” Is he reading my mind?! “Fuck yes. Give it to me, baby!” I gasp out. He jacks us twice more and I’m flying, my cock spurting with my release as I ride the wave of one of the best orgasms of my life. I’m still coming down from my euphoric high, and slowly starting to soften, when Targan gives several frenzied jerks of his hips before he lets out a guttural noise and his cock erupts. That’s the only word for it. One minute I’m lying there beside him replete and content, still feeling the echoing vibrations of my orgasm, and the next I’m being splashed with enough come to leave me open-mouthed with amazement. Some even hits me on the chin! Fascinated, I stare between us as Targan’s balls draw in tight to his body while he continues to gush all over me, coating my chest and stomach with thick white jizz. There’s enough I could fingerpaint with it! I fucking love it. Heh. Now I’m the cinnamon roll and he just frosted me but good. Oh sweet Jesus. Another new sexual fantasy unlocked. When the spunk fountain that is his cock finally seems to turn off, all I can do is lay there like my body is the canvas of some erotic painting. Only instead of paint, he’s covered me in come. “Now that is what I call an…orcgasm!” I chortle, unable to stop myself. Targan runs a hand through his hair and blushes again. “Sorry about that. I tried to warn you.” “Is it safe?” He frowns. “What?” “Are you negative?” Recognition sparks in his eyes. “Ah. Remember when I told you humans cannot contract illnesses from Otherkind and vice versa? That includes sexually transmitted ones” In answer, I trail a finger through some of his release and bring it to my mouth, sucking suggestively on it. “Mmmm. Yummy.” He moans and his cock twitches again! With a groan, Targan leans down and takes my mouth in a wet kiss, tasting himself on my tongue. When he finally pulls back, we both have his drying jizz all over us. He wrinkles his nose. “I think we need a bath.” I waggle my eyebrows at him. “Just so long as we take one together.” In one swift movement, he pulls me into his arms and stands, then carries me to his bathroom. “I think that can be arranged.”

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